Contact

Contact Reed Troutman

To schedule a consultation, please email or call directly. This contact does not create an attorney-client relationship until we have a signed agreement.

  • Email: reedtroutman@gmail.com
  • Phone / Text: (310) 591-4155
  • Smoke signals.
  • Carrier pigeons. (Planning phase.)
  • Secret handshakes. Dap me up. Fist bumps.
  • Side hugs or regular with court approval.
  • Return of riderless horse with note.
  • LinkedIn InMail you immediately regret sending.
  • Skywriting. Must be legible from my office window.
  • Porch light Morse code.
  • Message in a bottle. Allow 5 – 10 business months.
  • Drum circle translation. I will interpret your rhythm.
  • Interpretive dance. Jazz, tap, ballet and modern. 
  • (Still under compliance review) Telepathy… but you already knew that because youre psychic… Results may vary, not admissible.
  • LOUD WHISPERING.

Se habla español. 한국어 가능.